Maternity Fashion Fans Pillows

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Maternity tattoos

Baby on Board

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Yummy Mummy

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'How far along are you?'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Which one is yours?'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

Liptops in Stock.

I Love Baldies.

'Post-maternity wear.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

'Baby Bump.'

Pregnant footballer's wife.

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''