Maternity Humor Fan Pillows

Maternity Ward

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

The Elephant in the Womb

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Six down, three to go!!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

Please take a number...

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'Does my bun look big in this?'

"Got any cravings?"