Maternity Fashion Lover Pillows

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Maternity tattoos

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Yummy Mummy

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Which one is yours?'

'How far along are you?'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

The baby's really been moving round today.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...

'Post-maternity wear.'

Everything looks so good

Womb Rating

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

Pregnant footballer's wife.

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

'Baby Bump.'

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."

Maternity Fashion: Zika Net

'I swear, Mrs. Houdini, I saw your baby in there just a minute ago!'