Maternity Style Visionary Pillows

'Post-maternity wear.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

How's the new one?

Maternity tattoos

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'How far along are you?'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Meals on Heels.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Bird Hair

'I got a life, however now I'd like to return it and have the cash.'

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

'Baby Bump.'

Pregnant footballer's wife.

"Oh, look, they're having a fight!"

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

"You don't look pregnant from behind."

Maternity Fashion: Zika Net

"Does my bump look big in this"

Se Monquer do Lui

'Help me buy a new shirt!"

Pregnant woman struggling to do up her jeans.