Maternal Care Lover Pillows

Rank: Everyone unconsciously desires to return to the womb.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Clown baby.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

Single parents.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Yummy Mummy

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'