Motherly Love Appreciator Pillows

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Mother, you were right."

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

Rank: Everyone unconsciously desires to return to the womb.

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

Life's Rarest Things

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

Special: Buy any tattoo get a MOM tattoo free!

Womb Rating

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

'Don't bite!'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

Santa as a baby...

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

'Granny's got wind again!'

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."

"When I said to bring whatever you needed to feel comfortable at your interview I didn't mean your MOTHER!"