Motherly Love Appreciator Pillows

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Mother, you were right."

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

Rank: Everyone unconsciously desires to return to the womb.

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

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'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

'Don't bite!'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

'Granny's got wind again!'

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."

"When I said to bring whatever you needed to feel comfortable at your interview I didn't mean your MOTHER!"

'I personally find public displays of affection disgusting.'