Cool Mom Appreciator Pillows

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

Mother and Baby

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

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Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

'Don't bite!'

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."