Mom's Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Mother, you were right."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Life's Rarest Things

'Said once, and never again!'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

I should have listened to my Mum: 'Never sit down during the hunting season...'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

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"My kids understand me. I've offered them the same disadvantages I grew up with."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

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When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

Santa as a baby...

'My parents may call it 'tough love', but I call it just plain punishment!'