Mother's Wisdom Admirer Pillows

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"Mother, you were right."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Life's Rarest Things

'Said once, and never again!'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'What do you mean we should seek marriage counseling? Do you realise how much we can save just by listening to your mother?!'

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

I want my mum!

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

The world's #1 motivational speaker

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

Don

Another one of life's artifacts best left alone - the proverbial can of worms.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

'You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mum.'

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."

'There are only two sure things in life, Son- Death and...Actually there's only one sure thing in life.'

Beat the blues - cheer up someone else.

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'