Maternal Wisdom Admirer Pillows

"Mother, you were right."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

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'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Single parents.

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

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"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'Said once, and never again!'

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"It's done wonders for my back."

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

Momco

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'