Mother's Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

She's good, but Mom's better.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Mother, you were right."

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

Life's Rarest Things

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

I should have listened to my Mum: 'Never sit down during the hunting season...'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

Momco

"My kids understand me. I've offered them the same disadvantages I grew up with."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

"George Stoner is here from Terre Haute. He and Henry are talking over old times."

Another one of life's artifacts best left alone - the proverbial can of worms.

Santa as a baby...

'Granny's got wind again!'

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."

'Yeah, we know- you weren't born again yesterday!'