Motherhood Admirer Pillows

I want my mum!

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Miracle Mom #5,293

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Baby on Board

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Mother and Baby

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Mother, you were right."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

Life's Rarest Things

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

Womb Rating

"It's done wonders for my back."

"Got any cravings?"