Motherhood Admirer Pillows

I want my mum!

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Miracle Mom #5,293

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Baby on Board

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

She's good, but Mom's better.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

Single parents.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Mother and Baby

"Mother, you were right."

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

Womb Rating

"It's done wonders for my back."

"Got any cravings?"

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'