Motherhood Fan Pillows

Baby on Board

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Mother Nature

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Men explained.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

I love my family!

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Downloading Pregnancy

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'They sure have small litters.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Mother's Love

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"