Fatherhood Fan Pillows

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

World's greatest dad: free toy inside!

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I am too the boss of you!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'And where do you think YOU'RE going?!!!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I hate it when we fight."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Baby on Board

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Baby Shower

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Freak Family.

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

BIG BUSINESS: "He's going places in this company - his father owns it!"

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

George Washington