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The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

World's greatest dad: free toy inside!

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I am too the boss of you!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'And where do you think YOU'RE going?!!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I hate it when we fight."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Baby on Board

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Freak Family.

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Baby Shower

'Here's your choice. Grounded for a week or a walk around the Mall with me while I wear this.'

"Dad, if Mom ever has a boyfriend, I hope he's just like you."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

George Washington

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"