Fatherly Guidance Fan T-Shirts

Dress them in humor and heart! Our t-shirts for the fatherly guidance enthusiast showcase witty designs that pay tribute to dad’s advice, adding fun to their everyday wardrobe.

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"Never trust anyone who claims to know what's going on."

"Never trust anyone who claims to know what's going on." mockup

"Never trust anyone who claims to know what's going on."

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'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.' mockup

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

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"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson." mockup

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

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"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

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"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game." mockup

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

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'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.' mockup

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

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Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..' mockup

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

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'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.' mockup

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

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"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries." mockup

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

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'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!' mockup

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel." mockup

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

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'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.' mockup

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

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'Are we ready to order?'

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"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?" mockup

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

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Freak Family.

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"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more." mockup

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

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God and His Copilot.

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The day after Father's Day.

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'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.' mockup

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

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"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!" mockup

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

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'Just think of me as your life coach.' mockup

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

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"I do miss the crystal ball."

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George Washington

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'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.' mockup

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

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You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant! mockup

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

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'I am too the boss of you!'

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"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad." mockup

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

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Tee for Two

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'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.' mockup

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

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"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

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