Field Guide Fan T-Shirts

'Are we ready to order?'

'Hmmm, identifiable markings: striped shirt, whistle. Ah, he must be refereeus footballicus.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

The Cud Food Guide

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Caddy With A Cool Box

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Football fan

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'