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'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Scientists building a tower

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'Are we ready to order?'

'Never shoot straight up.'