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"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Ancient taxi

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Mountain Bike tracks.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Maraschino, Inc.