Working Gear Fan Gifts

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Inflatable car

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Angry pensioner

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Mountain Bike tracks.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."