Facility Maintenance Fan Gifts

Elevator Out Of Order

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Maraschino, Inc.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'