Facility Maintenance Fan Gifts

Elevator Out Of Order

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Scientists building a tower

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Tarzan mobile phone

'Love your renovations.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Maraschino, Inc.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'I need just a hair cut off this.'