Facilitation Fan Gifts

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

DIY marriage counseling.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Scientists building a tower

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Krazy straw"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Step aerobics

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Love your renovations.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."