Facilitation Fan Pillows

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

DIY marriage counseling.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Scientists building a tower

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Krazy straw"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Step aerobics

'Love your renovations.'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Therapy for the cow dependent

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."