Flexibility Fan Gifts

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Yoga Emergency.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"It hurts when I do THIS!"

'Fine thanks, how are the yoga classes with you?'

Yogi upside down weightlifting with feet.

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

"It's me, '9' from yoga class."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."

Happy Birthday

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Show-off!"

A man doing the splits provides a bridge for his pets.

"Take it easy on the stretching exercises."

'It's not a JOB, Ma. It's a POSITION.'

Improv Yoga Class

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

'Yes, our mortgages are as flexible as you are!

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Step aerobics

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

Chiropractor Tube Men

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

'I still don't see why we can't just play Monopoly!'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Now hiring - All positions.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."