Flexible Schedule Fan Gifts

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Mine's camper."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Step aerobics

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Weather forecast.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"I'll be working remotely today."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'You get 12 sick days, 14 vacation days and one get-your-s***-together day.'

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Mine works flexitime too"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'