Seasonal Routine Fan Gifts

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Little help?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Fall on a desert island

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

People of the Fall

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

September Song.

4 seasons globe

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

The Itchy Back

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

The corner that Spring's around

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Bless you.'

How to Tell Spring is Here.

'You're early!...'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"