Seasonal Transition Fan Gifts

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

September Song.

Winter & Spring

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Easter Bonnet

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Spring Onion

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Spring time!

Final Liquidation Sale

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Maple Syrup Time in Canada

April And May

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

'This happens every fall! You'd better get the rake...'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Snow Globes In Spring

Fall in Canada

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

Hi all it's springtime.

"Wake up. It's springtime."

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'

'Can't you do something, George? He's been saying goodbye for a week!'