Festive Season Fan Gifts

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

'Tis the Season for Sharing...

"I was not consulted."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"...'Will feed a family of 4 to 6.' What the heck does that mean?"

Christmas Birds on the Branch

"I suppose you plan to spend another year just sitting around the house..."

Year ends not with a bang but with a whimper

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

2017 hands a new crisis to 2018

Happy Holidays! Generic trees for sale!

"I'm telling you, I don't like the looks of this one bit..."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Yer early this year Bert!'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"It's October! I can't believe they already have Christmas comics."

100 Degrees of Separation

"I love these old decorations!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Meet Santa's entourage

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

The Salivation army.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.