Flexible Schedule Seeker Gifts

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Time Clock

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

Life Tetris

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Flexible working

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"Mine works flexitime too"

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

'I love being my own boss!'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."