Flexible Scheduler Gifts

"Mine works flexitime too"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."