Flex Schedule Seeker Gifts

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Am I the first one here?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Time Clock

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Child on a schedule.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'