Schedule Lover Gifts

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Lost Diary'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Life Tetris

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"He misses his commute ."

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'