Routine Lover Gifts

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Retired man sits surrounded by chairs - 'He really misses the commuting'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Whadd'ya mean my bowl's in the dishwasher?!'

"Trust a vortex to appear just as we're sitting down to tea."

"He misses his commute ."

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

Plain ol' me.

Mountaineers milk.

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

R.C.I.A.

'Think' 'But not too much'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."