Office Routine Lover Gifts

'As usual, Doctor Krankheit has been nominated for the office of secretary....

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

Swiss Army Desk

I'd rather be at the office.

Suggestion box paper shredder.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

'I can't win - yesterday he told me off for not wearing a tie and today for wearing one!!'

'And this is where we all stopped to form an exploratory committee.'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Do it! Because I say so: 'I'm not sure I like the new company slogan.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."