Routine Enthusiast Gifts

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"We never close, do we, Howard?"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"My teacher didn't assign any homework for tonight...this throws off my whole routine!"

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Where my balls go?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'