Ruler's Routine Enthusiast Gifts

'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Bad Hair Day

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"He misses his commute ."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Mountaineers milk.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"