Ruler's Routine Enthusiast Pillows

'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"He misses his commute ."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

Bad Hair Day

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Plain ol' me.

Mountaineers milk.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"