Rambler's Routine Lover Pillows

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

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'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"He misses his commute ."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Licensing Officer

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Airport Cheerleader

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Mountaineers milk.

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Plain ol' me.

Whatever it is I usually think about.