Rambler's Delight Pillows

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

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'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Worm eats the fish.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Crawling Marathon.

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Fire straw one!'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller