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'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

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'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

The Pooperrazzi

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Crawling Marathon.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Worm eats the fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

'Fire straw one!'

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.