Rambler's Routine Lover Prints

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

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'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"He misses his commute ."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Licensing Officer

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Plain ol' me.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Mountaineers milk.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Airport Cheerleader

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Whatever it is I usually think about.

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."