Quirky Routine Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you use a striped toothpaste...?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Turtle Trailer Court

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Bad Hair Day

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"He misses his commute ."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Mountaineers milk.

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."