Quirky Routines Gifts

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Robber on treadmill

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Time for bed

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Bad Hair Day

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"Off season fishing"

"And don't try to be a hero."

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.