Quirky Antics Gifts

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

Anna Calvi

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'He's maturing early.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Ostriches making out

"Underweird bras."

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Dancing Academy

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Tom Mullica.

cat singing into microphone

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"