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"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

Time for bed

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Bad Hair Day

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"And don't try to be a hero."

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

"Off season fishing"

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.