Whimsical Routine Lover T-Shirts

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

The worm that churned!

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'Where my balls go?'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Food fight!'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Banana

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'My biological clock finally went off.'

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

'I should warn you - he's quite a badly damaged individual.'