Whimsical Performance Lover T-Shirts

'Hi Folks! Just thought we'd drop by and see how the other half lives.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Fist Bumper Cars

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Balloon Kids

Mikado

Neptune

Stephen Spender.

Radiator jazz player

"Tong!"

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Snow Bridge.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"They're texting it in."

Bird plucking a cello

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Banana

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."