Whimsical Performance Lover Pillows

'Hi Folks! Just thought we'd drop by and see how the other half lives.'

Neptune

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Fist Bumper Cars

Balloon Kids

"Tong!"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Snow Bridge.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"They're texting it in."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Banana

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Bird plucking a cello

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"