Imaginary Performance Lover Pillows

An air guitarist is given an air donation.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Tong!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

1,572 Performances.

Interpretive napping

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Tenors

I Heart Juggling

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"They're texting it in."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine