Imaginary Performance Lover Gifts

An air guitarist is given an air donation.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Senta jumps into the sea

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

"Tong!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

Interpretive napping

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I Heart Juggling

Tenors

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"Those who can can, dance."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

"They're texting it in."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

The Four Flying Flynns...

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Mime Flash Mobs.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.